![]() ![]() I’m not u suall y that aggressive, I’ve just- HOMELESS MAN Let me munch on that kitty cat, Curly-Q. The girls run away as we hold on the GROANING Homeless Man. ABBI I really hope the new Hunger Games is on Netflix, ‘cause I’ve- A HOMELESS MAN appears from the shadows- HOMELESS MAN You girls like to feel good? Abbi SCREAMS and Ilana KICKS the Man in the crotch - he goes down hard. Broad City: VChat (2010) on IMDb: Movies, Tv, Celebrities, and more. She passes to Abbi, they continue their trek. Am I right?! A BEAT, then- ABBI Wha t the fuc k are you tal kin g about, dude? Ilana pulls a joint from her bag, lights it, tokes. ILANA (CONT’D) The nocturnal life is the life for me! I n the dayt ime I ’m l ike cybor g Ilana, you know? Like, just another sheep in the pride, but once that sun sets and that big glorious moon hits center stage it becomes my spo tli ght and t oni ght i s tec h rehearsal, you know? And I’m, like fucki ng the dire ctor and he’s way into butt-stuff, but still allows me to feel like a lad y. And two, you need to learn to embrace the night, dude! Ilana prances ahead, spinning, LAUGHING - think Julie Andrews on a hillside. ILANA Okay, first of all, you should never feel unsafe when you’re with me on acco unt o f my doub le-jo inte d limbs. Release Calendar Top 250 Movies Most Popular Movies Browse Movies by Genre Top Box Office Showtimes & Tickets Movie News India Movie Spotlight. ABBI How much farther is the bus stop? This part of town is a little too CS I fo r m y l ik in g. 'Broad City' VChat (TV Episode 2010) Movies, TV, Celebs, and more. (BEAT) You think I’m an eight? ILANA Seven point five. ![]() ![]() ABBI I just wish someone with actual kah una s wou ld w alk u p to m e an d demand a date. ILANA Well, then it m ust’v e just been the overall progressive spirit that oozes from your pores! Take it as a compliment, dude! I mean, it takes massi ve ka hunas to wa lk u p to an eight like you and demand a date. ILANA I don’t know, man! Maybe because you have your hair up? ABBI Just because I have my hair in a ponytail does not mean I’m, like all of the sudden a lesbian. ABBI (26) and ILANA (23) walk at a hurried pace, arm-and-arm. FIFTH AVENUE, HARLEM - NIGHT Dark here, almost too dark. ![]()
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